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Animal lovers

milk drinking ganesha

male or female gender check out

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender. A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on. A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. A Hammer is Male , because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. A Remote Control is

Lawyer & witness...good one‏

Hilarious!!!!! :D Why Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't prepared for the answer..... In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand. The witness was a grand motherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs.Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've know you since you were a young boy,and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you. " The Lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones. do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too.

humour- JUST A MUM?

JUST A MUM? A woman, renewing her driver's license at the Motor Registration office, was asked by the counter clerk to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. "What I mean is," explained the counter clerk, "do you have a job or are you just a ..?" "Of course I have a job," snapped the woman. "I'm a Mum." "We don't list 'Mum' as an occupation, 'housewife' covers it," Said the clerk emphatically. I forgot all about her story until one day I found myself in the same situation, this time at our own Medicare office. The Clerk was obviously a career woman, poised, efficient, and possessed of a high sounding title like, "Official Interrogator" or "Town Registrar." "What is your occupation?" she probed. What made me say it? I do not know. The words simply popped out. "I'm a Research Associate in the field of Child Development and Human Relati

Chanakya's Quotes - Worth reading a million times…

**************************************************** *"A person should not be too honest.* * Straight trees are cut first* * and Honest people are victimised first."* Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC 75 BC) **************************************************** * * "Even if a snake is not poisonous,* * it should pretend to be venomous." * Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC) * *************************************************** * * "The biggest guru-mantra is: * *Never share your secrets with anybody. !* *It will destroy you." * Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC) **************************************************** * * "There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no Friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth." * Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC) * ***********************

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krishna