NANDHARI - Peace. To Enlightenment

Six great confusions still unresolved 😄😂 1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours? 2. In the word scent, is "S"  silent or "C"? 3. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around? 4. Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator? 5. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made? And now sixer ....  6. If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be...congress? Vagaries of English Language! Enjoy!!!😀😀😀 - Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN? -Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man? - How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says? - If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches? - If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat? - How do you get off a non-stop Flight? - Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT? - Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard? - Why

SUPERB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After his father's death, the Son decided to leave his mother at old age home and visited her on and off. Once he received a call from old age home....Mom very serious ..... please come to visit. Son went  and saw mom very critical, on her dying bed. He asked: Mom what can I do for you. Mom replied... "Please install fans in the old age home, there are none.... Also put a fridge for betterment of food because many times I slept without food". Son was surprised and asked: mom, while you were here you never complained, now you have few hours left and you are telling me all this, why? Mom replied....."it's OK dear, I've managed with the heat, hunger & pain, but when your children will send you here, I am afraid you will not be able to manage "Truth" Truth no 1 : nobody is real in this world except Mother.. 😊 Truth no. 2 : a poor person has no friends.. 😊 Truth no. 3 : people do not like good thoughts

Beliefs That Can Change Your Life Adopt these ten powerful mantras as your own, and you’ll be on your path to getting whatever you want, being anything you want, doing anything you want. 1. Attitude matters Happy, positive people are more likely to be successful at work and in personal relationships. If your attitude is holding you back, you can change it. Make this your first project if you want to live better. 2. You get what you expect Henry Ford said “Whether you think that you can, or that you can’t, you are usually right.” Success in life comes down to expectations. If you don’t expect much for your life, guess what you’re going to get? Change your expectations, and you’ll change your world. 3. Happiness is a choice There are proven techniques that can boost happiness…but the most effective simply is a choice. If you want to be happy, and think happy thoughts, you’ll attract more happiness. So you really can choose to be happy or unhappy. Which will you choose?

Who are lizards? Awesome answer by a kid.... They are those poor crocodiles who forgot to have Horlicks when they were young ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ What is a Pizza..? Awesome answer: A Pizza.. is just a Paratha that went abroad for higher education ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ What's the best example of "once in a lifetime opportunity? A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.:😛 ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ A little boy was in a bus eating a chocolate, then he took another one and then another ... A man next to him said, "Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth??" The boy replied, "My grandfather lived for 132 years" The man asked , "Was it because of eating chocolate?" The boy replied, No, he was always minding his own business! 😜😂 ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ Son: Dad there's a small get together at school tomorrow !!! Father: small get together.? ..how small Son: only me...you...and principal ... 😂😂😂😂 ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ Digital India effect... The you

*Did I read that sign right?* In an office: *TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW* In a Laundromat: *AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT* In a London department store: *BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS* In an office: *WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN* In an office: *AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD* Outside a secondhand shop: *WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?* Notice in health food shop window: *CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS* Spotted in a safari park: *ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR* Seen during a conference: *FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR* Notice in a farmer's field: *THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHAR

** 1 - Inspite of so many colors - Black & White is considered Class. 2 - Inspite of so many voices words & sounds - Silence is considered ultimate. 3 -  Inspite of so much to eat - Fasting is considered healthy. 4 - Inspite of so much to travel & explore - Meditating under trees & mountains is considered superior. 5 - Inspite of so much to see - Closing your eyes & looking within is Apex. 6 - Inspite of listening to all the outside world - Voice from inside You is eternal. 7 - Inspite of a Sweet charming Life - A Peaceful Soul is Solace & Divine. Trust your Senses. Live a Great Life.   😊👍