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During a visit to the mental hospital, a visitor asked the Directorwhat is the criterion used to determine if a patient should be institutionalized."Well," said the Director, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer ateaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him/her toempty the bathtub".OK, here's your test.
1. Would you use the teaspoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?Make your decision before you continue……..????????? ???
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?"Oh, I understand" said the visitor. "A normal person would use thebucket because it's bigger than the spoon or teacup". ..........................................................................




"No" said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug"!Now tell me, which room you prefer – General or Single?*

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