Beppo Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Beppo Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
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Bad Memory
One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a
building when a man came running in to his office
and shouted "Beppo Singh, your daughter Preeto just died in an
accident"
Beppo Singh was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his
office window while coming down when he
was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named
preeto.
When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.
When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Beppo
Singh.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Once a Hindu, Muslim and our dear Beppo Singh are standing when a
Britisher comes and asks "Hey guys what are your favorite flowers?
Hindu: "Lotus"
Britisher: "Ha I use it as toilet paper everyday !"
Hindu is surprised and angry as lotus being national flower.
Muslim: "Chameli"
Britisher: "Ha I use it as toilet paper everyday !"
Muslim also surprised and angry.
Britisher: "Sardarji and what is your favorite flower?"
Patriotic Beppo: "CACTUS! ab kar le saaf.."
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BEPPO SINGH'S MOTHER DIED.
Beppo Singh: (crying) the doctor called, my mother is dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes Beppo Singh cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Beppo Singh: my sister just called, her mother died too!
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BEPPO SINGH WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL.
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Beppo Singh: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Beppo Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure,
the answer is 6!!
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BEPPO SINGH STUCK ON THE ELEVATOR.
Lotta Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs.
because of a power failure.
Beppo Singh: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3
hrs.
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The Mail
Santa Singh was relaxing in his front yard when his neighbor, Beppo
Singh came out of the house and went straight to the
mail-box. He opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in the
house. A little later he came out of his house and again
went to the mail-box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again.
Angrily, back into the house he went.
As Santa Singh was getting ready to go back inside, Beppo Singh came
out again, marched to the mail-box, opened it and then
slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by his actions Santa
asked,"Is something wrong?" To which Beppo Singh replied,
"Oye! There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message
saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sweet Revenge
Beppo Singh told his wife that after his death she should marry Banta
Singh.
"But why should I marry Banta who is your enemy no 1" enquired his
wife.
Beppo quipped, "Oh Darling, this is the only way I can take my revenge
from that useless fellow.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Beppo Singh is appearing for his University final examination.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper
for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his
shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban
and throws it away as well.
His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, " it says
here, 'Answer the following questions in brief'.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Beppo Singh and Banta Singh were discussing how they would like to die.
Beppo said, "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather
did, in his sleep. I dont want to die screaming like some of his
friends, who also died at the same time."
Banta asked, "How did his friends die screaming while your grandfather
died sleeping peacefully?"
Beppo Singh replied, "His friends were the passengers in the car he
was driving.
SARDAR JOKES
Beppo Singh returns from his first day at school and immediately
questions his father." Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the
other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole
thing. Is That because I am Sardar?"
"No son, that's because you are intelligent. "
Beppo seeming content with the answer, asks his father another
question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could
only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am
Sardar ??"
"No son, that's because you are intelligent," replies his father. Happy
With the answer, Beppo poses another question to his father, "Dad,
Today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than
me, I was atleast twice their height. Is that because I am Sardar ??"
The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old."
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Beppo Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bad Memory
One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a
building when a man came running in to his office
and shouted "Beppo Singh, your daughter Preeto just died in an
accident"
Beppo Singh was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his
office window while coming down when he
was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named
preeto.
When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.
When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Beppo
Singh.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Once a Hindu, Muslim and our dear Beppo Singh are standing when a
Britisher comes and asks "Hey guys what are your favorite flowers?
Hindu: "Lotus"
Britisher: "Ha I use it as toilet paper everyday !"
Hindu is surprised and angry as lotus being national flower.
Muslim: "Chameli"
Britisher: "Ha I use it as toilet paper everyday !"
Muslim also surprised and angry.
Britisher: "Sardarji and what is your favorite flower?"
Patriotic Beppo: "CACTUS! ab kar le saaf.."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
BEPPO SINGH'S MOTHER DIED.
Beppo Singh: (crying) the doctor called, my mother is dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes Beppo Singh cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Beppo Singh: my sister just called, her mother died too!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
BEPPO SINGH WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL.
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Beppo Singh: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Beppo Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure,
the answer is 6!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
BEPPO SINGH STUCK ON THE ELEVATOR.
Lotta Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs.
because of a power failure.
Beppo Singh: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3
hrs.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Mail
Santa Singh was relaxing in his front yard when his neighbor, Beppo
Singh came out of the house and went straight to the
mail-box. He opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in the
house. A little later he came out of his house and again
went to the mail-box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again.
Angrily, back into the house he went.
As Santa Singh was getting ready to go back inside, Beppo Singh came
out again, marched to the mail-box, opened it and then
slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by his actions Santa
asked,"Is something wrong?" To which Beppo Singh replied,
"Oye! There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message
saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sweet Revenge
Beppo Singh told his wife that after his death she should marry Banta
Singh.
"But why should I marry Banta who is your enemy no 1" enquired his
wife.
Beppo quipped, "Oh Darling, this is the only way I can take my revenge
from that useless fellow.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Beppo Singh is appearing for his University final examination.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper
for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his
shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban
and throws it away as well.
His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, " it says
here, 'Answer the following questions in brief'.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Beppo Singh and Banta Singh were discussing how they would like to die.
Beppo said, "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather
did, in his sleep. I dont want to die screaming like some of his
friends, who also died at the same time."
Banta asked, "How did his friends die screaming while your grandfather
died sleeping peacefully?"
Beppo Singh replied, "His friends were the passengers in the car he
was driving.
SARDAR JOKES
Beppo Singh returns from his first day at school and immediately
questions his father." Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the
other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole
thing. Is That because I am Sardar?"
"No son, that's because you are intelligent. "
Beppo seeming content with the answer, asks his father another
question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could
only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am
Sardar ??"
"No son, that's because you are intelligent," replies his father. Happy
With the answer, Beppo poses another question to his father, "Dad,
Today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than
me, I was atleast twice their height. Is that because I am Sardar ??"
The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old."
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